Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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