What did we do last night that was yellow?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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