Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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