In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.