The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Still dying that you shit outside
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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