there's paper in my vomit.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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