Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I didn't notice because vodka
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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