I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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