We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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