White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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