Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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