I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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