Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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