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I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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