I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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