Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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