this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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