is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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