bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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