You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
