last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Even my vagina gasped.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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