is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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