Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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