there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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