I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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