so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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