he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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