I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The beer is more important than you right now.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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