Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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