If i come over, it means nothing
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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