you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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