There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize