I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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