I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Too much gin, very little bucket
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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