i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She announced her abortion via fbk
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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