He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
