seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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