Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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