i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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