Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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