return my video game
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You made out with two different species that night
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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