My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
