Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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