I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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