VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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