i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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