ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Congratulations! We have a period
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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