How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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