2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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