yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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