If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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