belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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