have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
why is half of my head shaved?
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