Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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