apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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