lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
