Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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