What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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