Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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